Customer Reviews

They Said it, We burned it!

Best gift I ever gave... or kept. The laser work is sharp, but the sarcasm is sharper. My kitchen finally has an attitude problem.

— Satisfied Human

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I requested a custom order for a board with a very specific, dark joke. They didn't blink. They just burned it perfectly. 10/10 service.

— Grateful Grump

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Finally a shop that understands that home decor should be as salty as my personality. The charcuterie board was the hit of the party.

— Local Legend

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