Get Your Snark Noticed
Have a joke that's too specific for the general public? A grudge you want preserved in wood? We've got the laser, you've got the issues. Let's combine them.
- Step 1: Tell us your most offensive (or adorable) idea.
- Step 2: Mention the item—cutting boards, charcuterie boards, coasters or books.
- Step 3: We burn it into reality. Literally.
STUDIO ANNOUNCEMENTS
The studio is expanding!
The studio is expanding our custom options for cutting boards and books. Check back soon for the latest sarcastic and serious gear launches.
Come see me
I will be at the Allyn Days from July 17th - July 19th. Come by and check out my booth and enjoy the festivities.
Snark & Spark Studio is now introducing Bulk Orders. There will be a 5% discount for any bulk order.
THEY SAID IT, WE BURNED IT
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Best gift I ever gave... or kept. The laser work is sharp, but the sarcasm is sharper. My kitchen finally has an attitude problem.
— Satisfied Human
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I requested a custom order for a board with a very specific, dark joke. They didn't blink. They just burned it perfectly. 10/10 service.
— Grateful Grump
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Finally a shop that understands that home decor should be as salty as my personality. The charcuterie board was the hit of the party.
— Local Legend